The Top Ten Blair Is A Cunt

1. He may not be the Prime Minister anymore, but he’s still a cunt.
2. He uses charity money to fund his “humanitarian” flights to countries like Libya, where he then does dodgy undercover arms and oil deals with complete bastards because he’d rather take the money and leave the kids to die. Then! He comes back and says that he’s been doing humanitarian work. Looks like Satan, acts like Satan…
3. He is a money-obsessed child-murdering cunt, and he sleeps well at night in the firm belief that what he is doing is right. Why do we elect the religious?
4. He hated and systematically destroyed everything that was good about Britain. Again. Again.
5. He didn’t live in America where Al-Qaeda might have accidentally blown him up when that plane landed in that field and Blair was standing there, because Blair was buggering a small child goat there because he’d run out of children to do because he’s a stinking, hypocritical Christian Cunt.
6. His we’re going to have a war face.
7. The way he used to go on telly and do this sanctimonious speech about every single person who died. And he didn’t even write the speech. He just read it out. He probably had a factory of speech writers somewhere, writing speeches for everybody who died, so he could cheapen the memory of the recently deceased to get a few fucking votes from the pensioners too senile or drunk or poor to realise that the winter of discontent was over so they could vote Labour again.
8. He is friends with Jamie Oliver.
9. He is friends with Jamie Oliver because he thinks Jamie Oliver is working class.
10. He will probably be selling the communists oil so we can’t shoot him when the revolution finally comes.
11. He is a Christian. But this is also a good thing as well because it means that he is going to burn in the very hell that he believes in. And that’s a sort of Shakespearean form of poetic justice I think. Maybe God’ll force him to live in Iraq during his carpet bombings. Similar, I would imagine.